Joan 9 years and 293 days
Crystal 2 years and 174 days
Jennifer 2 years and 41 days
Jason 143 days and 6 hours

Barb has put up with me for 18 years and 136 days.

Mike and Sam have been married for 3 years and 159 days.
Steve and Lisa have been married for more than 8 years and 21 days.
Rob and Mo have been married for 6 years and 273 days.
Chris and Heather have been married for 5 years and 101 days.
Patrick and Taylor have been married for 3 years and 147 days.

Cameron (11/14) is 13 years and 71 days old.
Jayden (4/5) is 11 years and 294 days old.
Caden (1/9) is 9 years and 14 days old.
Carter (2/6) is 3 years and 350 days old.
Carson (2/14) is 2 years and 342 days old.
  He took his first baby steps 1 year and 354 days ago, and has been walking for 1 year and 324 days.

A New Year started here about 20 days, 1 hour, and 48 minutes ago.

Spring will spring in 58 days and 9 hours. In 151 days and 3 hours it will spring away.

In 28 years or so I will have been vaping longer than I had smoked.