Joan 9 years and 173 days
Crystal 2 years and 54 days
Jennifer 1 year and 286 days
Jason 21 days, 23 hours, and 26 minutes

Barb has put up with me for 18 years.

Mike and Sam have been married for 3 years.
Steve and Lisa have been married for more than 8 years.
Rob and Mo have been married for 6 years.
Chris and Heather have been married for 5 years.
Patrick and Taylor have been married for 3 years.

Cameron (11/14) is 12 years and 316 days old.
Jayden (4/5) is 11 years and 174 days old.
Caden (1/9) is 8 years and 259 days old.
Carter (2/6) is 3 years and 230 days old.
Carson (2/14) is 2 years and 222 days old.
  He took his first baby steps 1 year and 234 days ago, and has been walking for 1 year and 204 days.

A New Year started here about 265 days, 19 hours, and 26 minutes ago.

Spring sprung 187 days ago. 1 year and 95 days since last Spring sprung away.