Joan 10 years and 23 days
Crystal 2 years and 270 days
Jennifer 2 years and 136 days
Jason 238 days and 14 hours

Barb has put up with me for 18 years, 231 days, 11 hours, and 19 minutes.

Mike and Sam have been married for 3 years and 254 days.
Steve and Lisa have been married for more than 8 years and 116 days.
Rob and Mo have been married for 7 years and 3 days.
Chris and Heather have been married for 5 years and 196 days.
Patrick and Taylor have been married for 3 years and 242 days.

Cameron (11/14) is 13 years and 166 days old.
Jayden (4/5) is 12 years and 24 days old.
Caden (1/9) is 9 years and 109 days old.
Carter (2/6) is 4 years and 80 days old.
Carson (2/14) is 3 years and 72 days old.
  He took his first baby steps 2 years and 85 days ago, and has been walking for 2 years and 55 days.

A New Year started here about 115 days, 10 hours, and 19 minutes ago.

Spring will spring in 36 days and 23 hours. In 55 days and 19 hours it will have sprung into Summer.

In 27 years or so I will have been vaping longer than I had smoked.